Oh, Walmart. I would love to say that I never go there, but I cannot say that. How else would I get incredibly cheap entertainment while also saving money on my hair care products? We love to hate it, and love to make fun of it.
The things that you see in a Walmart are not the kind of things that you see in everyday life. In fact, there should be warning signs on the doors as you enter. I'm not entirely sure why you don't have to use your passport to get in when it's obviously an entirely different world than the one we live in normally. Human decency and logic do not apply once you walk through those automatic doors.
1. He decided to go to Walmart, but all of his shirts were in the wash. No problem. Grab a bath towel and a pair of scissors.
4. You know that they always tell you to sleep-test all car mats before purchasing
5. "Excuse me, sir, can you please tell me where to find your parking?" "Okay, so, you're going to want to continue down this way here, take a left at toys, and go out the door back to the outside."
10. Handcuffs are no longer just for cops and fun in the bedroom, apparently they're perfectly acceptable to use for parenting. Or, maybe that's only in Walmart
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